jason bourne

a hardman, but not as hard as james bond

jason bourne is a hardman but bond is harder

by Evan4401 October 5, 2010

glazed jason mask

When a man splooges all over a woman's face, to where it looks like she's wearing a Jason Vorhees mask.

Your mom is such a whore she wears a glazed jason mask all day everyday.

by barndogusn April 22, 2023

Gone to Amsterdam With Jason

A code word for smoking marijuana. The term "Gone to Amsterdam With Jason" was mentioned in the Rooster Teeth Podcast - Episode #368

Gus - "Were you there with Jason, because I was in Amsterdam with Jason."
Gavin - "I think we've all gone to Amsterdam with Jason."
Gus - "Is that a codeword or something?"
Burnie - "Have YOU been to Amsterdam with Jason ;)"
Barbara - "I haven't been to Amsterdam with Jason..."

by BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCCCCCCH July 5, 2016

Freddy vs Jason

Black girl dies in movie. End of story.

Oh, and both Freddy and Jason spend time bonding with each other after many beers.

by Confucius September 20, 2003

big dick jason

bigggg dick jason

WOW big dick jason.

by Big dick jason November 5, 2017

the jason ate whore

the man who gets the most ass in the whole fuckin party

P1: Dude that guy pulled a "the Jason ate whore."
P2: Yea I know that is so pimp and cool.

by Master evil December 17, 2008

dirty jason priestly

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.

He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.

by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007