January 17

if u were born on this day you’re an idiot <3

A: when’s ur birthday?
B: january 17, why?
A: wow ur birthday is on national slap an idiot day 🤗

by 😧🤞 March 6, 2022

march 17

march 17 is the day the most amazing human being was born. fuck st patrick's day nobody gives a shit about st patrick's day anymore.

guy 1: OMG! its march 17!!
guy 2: st patrick's day? your irish?
guy 1: no you dumb fuck, it the day the most amazing human being was born

by i.wanna.kms February 8, 2023

june 17

June 17 is national Los Good Boy Day. Whenever you have a friend that has Los in their name/username you have to call them a good boy.

"Its june 17! that means your a good boy today Los!" - you
"I hate you" - Los

by its_chief June 17, 2025

October 17

Grab booty day

Grab booty day October 17

by Babygirl 💍❤️💕 October 16, 2019

february 17

national kiss your girlfriend day

you just have to 🤷🏻 ♂️

Are you busy on february 17

by totally not george February 15, 2024

17 and a 1/4

When a drunk young man picks up a young lady at a pub and takes her to the local lookout for some 69 action. Halfway through the opening blowjob the young lady changes her mind, leaving the young intoxicated man achieving only 1/4 of his goal. A 69!

I think Patrick took that bush pig to the lookout for some action but all he got was a 17 and a 1/4.
I think he's been pegged!

by Ihatecoredgreens October 18, 2023