by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023
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Get the National kissing titties day mug.by Stjakwjje December 16, 2021
Get the National Stfu you stupid hoe day mug.The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
Get the National Punt Day mug.On May 5th tell that one person that missed their chance on May 4th to send you a picture of their booty
Guy: Damn it! I missed national booty pic day yesterday!
Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.
Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.
by ClitMonkey🙏 May 5, 2024
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Get the National Nonexistent Day mug.December 10th is national skip school day
If you go to school on December 10th you will have bad luck
If you go to school on December 10th you will have bad luck
by Djsihs December 8, 2019
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