When someone is just driving around with the sun blinding them and they could have just worn sunglasses
While in traffic Hunter notices a driver holding their hand up to block the sun glare, Hunter comments "Man there really are just people out here Raw Dogging Life"
by ARTFLDDGR March 31, 2024

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017

An uncreative insult to others who are bad at a game and/or made a terrible play. Typically used with the class of 2023 and younger. This is due to the fact that people from 2022 and up lived through the unfiltered chat so the insults were far more creative(This is a general statement, of course, there is some gray area in the date between different people).
by Skeltion May 15, 2021

by Jiniffer April 9, 2022

Looks like the Dog Sod Squad is getting together again. How many dogs are gonna be sodomized tonight??
by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

George is having a threesome with Tina and Marie and fucks Tina in the ass and then puts it in Marie’s mouth and says you like sucking on a chili dog.
by MajorNalgas408 March 1, 2023

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute
by Junk lung February 22, 2021
