My morning face

Not a nice sight.

Someone who sees me: OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME.
Me: This is just my morning face tho...

by I'm honest I swear April 04, 2015

Buzzer-face

A person who has superglued a buzzer that he ripped out of an old dryer to his nose.

Hey look! I’m buzzer-face!

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 08, 2022

RPF (Resting Prison Face)

Resting Prison Face is the phenomena of someone making a particularly menacing or unapproachable face when outside, at all times. Also see resting bitch face for a similar effect.

Friend: "What's with your face bro are you angry or something"

Friend 2: "that's just my RPF (resting prison face)"

Friend: "oh, RPF bro, I get it

by BilliamShagspeare January 30, 2021

squishy-faced freshy

a baby

Seems like everyone has a squishy-faced freshy these days and their pictures are plastered all over facebook.

by NellieBells August 03, 2011

literally nut on my face

when someone is so fine u want them to just nut on ur face 😍😀

dreadheads are so fine i want them to literally nut on my face

by user826492017464783829274 November 05, 2023

Piss Faced

A term to describe someone that is so drunk they barely know what's going on around them.

"What's wrong with Jerry?"
"Oh he's just Piss Faced"

by NUCL3AR May 17, 2022

Open Face Parkdale Slider

When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.

Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.

"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."

"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."

by Kdiamondz April 07, 2013