national jail break day

on august 25 at exactly 1:56 pm the police officers of all prisons must let their prisoners out or their moms will disapear.

virgin police officer #1: did you hear its national jail break day
virgin police officer #2: yeah i did, time to let the prisoners out
chad prisoner: im going to find your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

National R.Kelly Day

National R Kelly day is celebrated on Jan 8 for the importance of the best R&B singer in the world.

On National R.Kelly Day I am listening to R.Kelly songs all day non-stop

Free R.Kelly :)

by Robert Kelly henchman August 6, 2022

National Give Head Day

Give your significant other lots of sloppy and passionate head on the 22nd of December (December 22nd)

It’s national give head day, tell your girl/man

by BoldBarram December 19, 2023

National ‘give him head day’

If I guy asks you to give him head, you must do it at either your crib, or his. If not, it doesn’t count.

Hey I always wanted to give you head, it’s National ‘give him head day’ can I come over?

by Factually Proven April 12, 2019

National Send Nudes Day

Ok ladies and gentlemen ,Today’s the day for sending nudes send them to your loved ones such as step sister,friends,Step moms etc They all deserve em

remember it’s National Send Nudes Day July19th u better send

by Not_Totally_Elliot July 18, 2019

National Buss down day

Buss down: twerk, “buss it open”, or “throw it back”

Monica said she couldn’t wait for national buss down day

by Freak,freak nasty October 10, 2019

National send nudes day

On April 29th you need to send nudes to the hottest guy/girl you know

Send nudes to the hottest person you know day

Happy National send nudes day

by Johnny_sins-63926 April 29, 2022