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Dog Karen

A typically middle-aged woman that always seems to find something wrong in an innocuous video about a dog. Dog Karen’s have a primal need to share their usually wrong opinion and bring down the comment section of an otherwise cute video. They think they are “helping” a dog in need when most of the time they are over sensitive and have no idea what they’re talking about.
“Aww look at this cute video about a man rescuing dogs.”
“Better steer clear of the comments, there’s probably a Dog Karen ruining the mood.”
by Neuroticobzen January 21, 2023
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Slaw dog

The result of male masturbation, specifically in the shower, where the combination of water, soap/shampoo/conditioner and vigorous repetition of masturbatory movements results in a cole slaw like appearance on the penis.
David didn’t get any satisfaction from his wife so he ended his shower with a slaw dog.
by Khay January 4, 2021
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Dog rocket

Has anyone got a spare dog rocket (cigarette)?
by Urbanbaz May 6, 2024
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dogging

Being a dog.
dog 1: Let's go dogging together!
dog 2: Sure woof!
by dogwof October 7, 2022
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Nut Dog

Gooey goodness of semen on a warm and toasty hot dug with all the other ingredients.
;noun
Bro, give that ¨nut dog¨ right now!
by Nutman the God October 4, 2022
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Military Dog

An attractive woman hired by the military to raise recruitment via social media.
I saw this one thirst tiktok of a military dog. She's so hot.
by aggressive_nee February 12, 2023
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Ham-Dog

Raccoon head + depression x destiny x old Samsung’s = Ham-dog
Ham-dog is gagging at destiny
by RodeoLobby November 6, 2018
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