National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020

National Booty-Pic Day

officially, National Booty-Pic Day is celebrated on October 5th. On this day shall you send a booty-pic to your bf/gf or your crush!

Tommorrow is National Booty-Pic Day, you know what that means... send a booty-pic to papa!

by Skinny Peen October 5, 2019

National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

Can I have head its National blowjob day.

by Polo.boi June 25, 2020

boobsuck nation

Boobsuck

Hey John have you seen that new country

John: oh yeah boobsuck nation

Guy 1: yeah it’s way to Litty

by Boobsuck nation July 21, 2020

National Gif-Has-A-Hard-G Week

Takes place between Oct 11 thru 17.
Nobody may say GIF as JIF, and if they do, they get arrested by the shrek police and must be taken to Hell by Jod.

I love National Gif-Has-A-Hard-G Week!

by Impasta1472 October 11, 2022

National “Monk” ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National “Monk” ur friend kylee day Includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAH” in their face.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.

She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

by Yung A-Dolf May 25, 2018