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by BigDogg23 November 25, 2022

A animal that humans trust, they lick you to death, they are "cute" and "sweet" but in reality they are crazy little creatures who are racist against cats for no reason at all. They require human-made "dog food" and get sent to a "vet" when sick.
a vet is a dog hospital where you can't see what the humans are doing to it.
a vet is a dog hospital where you can't see what the humans are doing to it.
Doglover101: I just tamed a stray dog
Madison: It probably has unknown diseases, Get them to your local vet which is called "Dr. Rizz Vet Dog Care"
Madison: It probably has unknown diseases, Get them to your local vet which is called "Dr. Rizz Vet Dog Care"
by ThatsIt646 May 20, 2025

What annoying little shits say when you mess up at something
Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it
Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it
by Twyst66 January 16, 2022

Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.
by uncle smegol November 20, 2020

A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.
by G$hustle February 10, 2024

by IButterMyNutter August 28, 2020
