Stafford Senior High School

A sick and twisted place where sadists run rampant. If you sit down on one of the toilets, odds are you’ll be picking up 3 different strains of aids. The male population of the school is made up of ugly red necks, cringe rich boys, and kids that pretend like they’re from the ghetto. The females are snobby, fake, and most are complete hypocrites. The topic of conversation amongst peers is usually shit-talking because everyone is so bored with their own lives that the only way they find joy is from tearing others down. The AP’s are corrupt and abusive towards the students. They don’t give enough time between classes for you to even get your books together and then there’s a massive staircase that you have to run up and down the entire day. Most people spend more time exercising between classes than at actually P.E. Because all we do during class are “instant activities.” All the P.E. Teachers are out of shape, they’re rude and entitled and lazy. Most teachers aren’t even informed on the class they’re meant to be teaching. Nearly every female that attends switches to online school by their junior year because of how impossible it is to learn there.
Person 1: What high school did you go to?

Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that
by pandaganjaweed April 18, 2019
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South Oldham High school

Owned by Sam Powell and can’t beat Oldham County High School in anything people give a shit about. The girls are so orange and boys like to hit their oompaloompa girlfriends. If wanting to visit this cesspool and in need of weed your in luck! The staff tends to over look that every student has weed on them or is high so they can be offered some. Don’t forget that they want to be like Oldham County so bad their teachers followed after OC and slept with a student.
Do you go to South Oldham High School?

yea… but at least I’m not pregnant
by ps: I fucked your dad January 16, 2022
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Noosa district state high

Literally the worst school on the face of the fucking EARTH

And it somehow always smells like fucking burnt toast or GRAVY!!!
Guy: o shit my schools trash
Guy 2: well at least you don’t go to Noosa district state high
by You will never see August 05, 2019
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White knoll high school

Imagine sending your kids to prison that’s pretty much what this is you sit in classrooms for eight hours a day while teachers think about fondling you while people hit dab pens in the back of the classroom have you ever been barked at in the hallway well THIS IS THE SCHOOL FOR YOU obsessed with boobs? Well our vice principal Mrs Vining has sweet tits But she’ll cuss you out for wearing ripped jeans so beware Have you ever pushed your sister of a second floor well this is the place for you come down the white knoll and inroll today just know you have to re-create George Floyd‘s death to get in!
“Hey you know that school white knoll high school?”
Yeah what about it”
“They have some fine ass teachers”
“That’s P”
by Justattuckguy January 22, 2022
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minus mile high club

having under water scuba sex
guy#1: i went on a trip to hawaii met this chick and went to the minus mile high club
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William Floyd High School

William floyd is where people fight on the first day, the teachers care about ur work more than you, and people bring their pet rat to school and let it loose. Oh also people wear shorts with their ass out and no one cares :)
steve: what school u go to?
patricia: i go to william floyd high school. i hate it wbu?
s: oh ur musty
by jerraldthejanitor September 11, 2021
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A school in Burlington New Jersey where the talented, dedicated, and promising riley laws goes to. I'll have you know riley is one of the fastest, quickest, best decision making attackers on varsity soccer. Riley a FIRST year Hs soccer player has already solidified his role in the starting lineup. Can you fathom that? Over some players who have played their whole life riley just comes in and starts. He is a great overall player he provides a lot of what varsity needs. His teammates notices he was different from the other seniors the first practice. He started off on the jv side but quickly proved the coaches wrong and they brought him up to the varsity field. Just shows to go Riley Laws' resilience. Most players in this situation would not keep working and give 100 %, Riley on the other hand used this to fuel him. Riley Laws is an amazing asset to btb soccer and his teammates are so glad to have someone like him.
"yo have you heard of Burlington Township High School"
"yea bro thats where the absolute stud Riley Laws goes to"
by RileyLawsLover11 October 16, 2023
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