get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.
"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."
by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020
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Face Hugger

When you put your dick in a persons mouth and wrap your arms and legs around their head
“Yo man, I just did a Face Hugger to Samantha.”
“Isn’t she in a relationship?”
“Yea...”
by Wart hunter November 02, 2020
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Siamese Face

A term used for explaining that someone looks like one of your friends.
by ROBOPANDA April 18, 2011
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old face syndrome

OFS for short, when a girl or guy looks way older than they are. Could be caused by too much sun, smoking, makeup or bad genes.
His new girlfriend has old face syndromeand she's younger than me!
by Leedubs84 July 13, 2015
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Butter face

When someone has a nice body and an ugly face
by Cat beater January 10, 2020
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Butter face

Buhter•fās

When everything look good,
but-her-face.
She has a butter face. Smh -_-
by Potato_lover0148 November 27, 2016
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