National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.

“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”

by jpgeigs October 13, 2021

National Rachael Day

May 8
The birthday and celebration of the most wonderful woman in the world. Do not call her Rachel.

Sofia: “Man! Today is National Rachael Day! Let’s get her some gifts to show her how much we appreciate her!”
Cameron: “Alrighty.”

by kawaiiuser69 February 2, 2020

National Dry Hump Day

National Dry hump day is held on September 2nd

National dry Hump Day Is September 2nd

by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021

National Cut off people’s legs Day

Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.

Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day

by Eternal fire October 21, 2025

National Caspian Day

National Caspian day is a celebration on December 20th, celebrating the days, weeks, and years of pure friendship they have given you. To show your appreciation on this day, buy a Caspian you know silly little jellyfish stickers; or a body cream they’ve been dying to try!

“Happy National Caspian Day, Caspian! *gives them jellyfish stickers*”

“YIPPE”

by Rjigiidid April 21, 2023

National send ass pictures

If you love your girlfriend, then you surely do love her ass too. If she loves you she will send you a picture of her ass.

William: Hey do you know what day it is.
Emma: What day is it?
William: it's national send ass pictures

by Sir Timothy February 23, 2025

National Bot Kid Day

The day where Bot Kids all around the world celebrate being a bot.

Happy National Bot Kid Day Jenzel, hope u enjoy.

by noice. December 5, 2020