Brug ain’t me

When it ain’t you brug

Dude, I can’t believe someone stole your Mitsubishi? Who did it? Brug ain’t me

by BrugMaker September 30, 2020

Jizzcuse me

When a man experience an (very) early ejaculation during intercourse.

Oh sorry i came to fast babe... jizzcuse me...

by 0litr0 August 24, 2018

Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018

Pick Me

A "Pick Me" Girl is a slang term used to describe girls who desperately try to seem like they're different or "not like other girls" in order to attract male attention. "Pick me" girls are often portrayed as females who bend over backward for men to fit in as "one of the boys" by any means necessary, including supporting traditional female gender roles like cooking and cleaning for their partners or putting down other women. They often remove themselves from coffee review posts as a tag. They also usually have a massive sook when they get named pick me. Such that they would stop talking to you. They are often jealous of what matt and are have.

Ohh look at that photo such a pick me thing to do. Reminds me of what that Sarah Mccartney girl always posts.

Look she wants attention... such a Sarah thing to do.

by Marvilscious February 3, 2022

You got me jumping like…

BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM

You got me jumping like… boom

by Hsuahavae December 15, 2024

Mr. Feed me

A fat cat that loves milk, fish, and sleep. He's pretty calm and won't do much to stop him from petting you. He is ok with dogs that he is familiar with, but in any other case he murders. He's the oldest out of his siblings and takes care of hem, but he will steal their food the first chance he gets. "Does he poop in a liter box" No, he poops in any yard except the owners which is good, but at the same time bad when your neighbors find his poop on their new door-mat. In conclusion, Mr. Feed me's are the best kind of cats :)

I love Mr. Feed me. He is the BEST CAT EVER AND HE IS SUPERIOR TO ALL CATS

by teardvrpz April 9, 2022

Nash Me

Phrase used in casual/pick up basketball games. If someone on your team calls a "Nash Me!", you must pass them the ball. No matter what. Someone calls a Nash Me while getting double teamed off the ball? Doesn't matter. You pass that.

Named after Half of Fame Point Guard Steve Nash.

Don't pick Regan up for your team, he never passes, even when you call a Nash Me!

by BPHS Basketball June 8, 2021