John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"
by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

by nah you will never know March 17, 2021

Me: hey peter your a wet dog of wet
Peter: Oi blud dont get rude
(I pull out mac-10 n eliminate him)
Peter: Oi blud dont get rude
(I pull out mac-10 n eliminate him)
by marcsmith August 25, 2007

by cavetowns cool December 20, 2020

dogs are the purest beings on this earth. if you disagree you can suck my colossal dong. they are adorable but also kinda horny all the fricking time. my dog has tried to dominate my colleague's left arm 20 times. my dog likes to hump my cat.
by aw shucks:( April 5, 2019

when you fuck the living shit out of a dog while rubbing your tongue on it's ear until the earwax drips onto your dick and the dog licks it off
by Buttcruncher April 3, 2025

When a dude pits his Alabama black snake, in between the vag lips and rubs them back and forth, while edging.
by Edsxh June 16, 2022
