National Online Girlfriend Day

August 2nd, the day you celebrate having online girlfriends.

hey bro did you know it's National Online Girlfriend Day?

yoo that's so cool! time to go dm my girl

by faybitch107492 August 1, 2021

National Skip School Day

December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be funny

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be fun

by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

National Grab Ass Day will be taking place on the 4th of October.

Get ready for your ass to be grabbed.

Boys can grab girls asses and Girls can grab boys asses.

Jay walks past Lucy and grabbed that ass cuz it’s National Grab Ass Day.

by MrInternational October 3, 2019

National Boys Day

The boys get the whole day to hang out so no girls are allowed to be with them, and the boys ain’t allowed to be msging there misses if they have one.

Jimmy - yo Bob when u coming out g
Bob - going to my misses house bro
Jimmy - mate it’s “National Boys Day” today

Bob - oh ye give me 10 mins boss

by Sym pussio October 2, 2020

National argument day

Happy arguments day! On this great day everyone takes their anger out on you and everything goes to sh*t

"whats the day today?"
"National argument day!"

by Sabre.fox May 20, 2021

August 28 National date a hooper day

Date someone who plays basketball 🏀

It’s august 28 national date a hooper day. you play basketball “yeah” let’s date

by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022

national fuck day

october 14th

we can have a national fuck day

by abhxbefne October 12, 2019