Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
Get the Slapped Patio Headmug. a crack head, a druggy
by Chupacabra1245 August 28, 2023
Get the biss headmug. by Wizard head March 1, 2017
Get the wizard headmug. by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ October 19, 2020
Get the head?mug. by rebecca mendez February 20, 2019
Get the headmug. by Sashtime April 3, 2018
Get the chuddy headmug. It isn't that.
Hym "It isn't in my head you want you to be able to take the rights of people who are a threat to your kids and you don't have a mechanism for that so instead you are doing this. I am turning this into a mechanism for me to get out. That is happening. You're not stopping. I'm not changing my mind. I'm not giving up a single right. My first purchase when I get my money will be a gun. I'm not talking to a shrink. It doesn't FEEL like anything. You just don't want to have to acknowledge the extent to which what is happening is actually. I'm not changing anything."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
Get the In my headmug.