Ur mum

Emily.

You: what are u eating
Emily: I'm eating ur mum

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I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe

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ur mum

a large, hideous monster.

1- “holy shit, whats that big fat monster?”

2- “what?? where?”

1- “oh. its just ur mum”

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your mum

a woman i fucked

i fuck your mum lol

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Your mum is a fat ass

I fucked your mum

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“They come from a background where rice isn’t just food—it’s a way of life. If you don’t know at least five ways to cook it, you might as well turn in your cultural card. From perfectly fluffy bowls to questionable leftover fried experiments, rice is basically the MVP of every meal and the silent witness to all family drama at the dinner table.”

‘He’ll be well fed, he’s got a rice mum’

by Rolyat Meg December 17, 2024

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