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wanker

A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.
LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
by Jerry Wylie September 19, 2016
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Wanker

A british slang word to define an idiot or an asshole
Simon: Oi Wanker, get the fuck out of 'ere!
Peter:Fine
by Damanged September 3, 2018
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wanker

Person A: Wagwan my drilla
Person B: fuck off you dirty wanker go suck a donkeys dick
by rob v2 April 11, 2022
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orchard wanker

A person that just HAS TO HAVE ALL their tech products branded apple
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
mugGet the orchard wankermug.

Wanker

Wanker-
Prolly you tbh
Someone who is a dickhead and masturbates every hour
they prolly are an incel
you: oi, dan
dan: smd you spack
you: you are a wanker
by Miss Dawber May 12, 2020
mugGet the Wankermug.

giant wanker

A European slang term for a large penis.
Isn't he a giant Wanker
by vthntr October 19, 2013
mugGet the giant wankermug.

wanker

a person that you either lost a fight to, or won a fight to
trevor got me in the jaw, what a fucking wanker
by hideB!tch February 1, 2020
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