Vampire Baiting

You're done playing a great story-driven game, such as Outer Wilds, Subnautica or Omori and you want more... but the game has zero replay value. You already played it twice and know the story by heart. You get withdrawal. You're on Youtube looking at let's-plays to try to fill a hole like you're some kind of vampire feeding on other people's first experience with the game. You eventually run out of playthrough videos, so now you have to bait everyone you know into playing the game to feed your addiction.

My brother has been vampire baiting me to play Ultrakill for more than a year now

by Apelsinsaft June 24, 2023

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Vampire Year

When a man or woman goes 1 month with no sex

Damn homie i haven't banged anyone in at least 3 months.

Lol, Yeah foo you have 3 vampire years.

by Vergotas 619 March 28, 2024

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Pussy vampire

Its a guy who needs pussy as often as possible to survive

Jonathan: What’s wrong August?

August: dude I haven’t hade my penis in 37 degrees wet for at least a week I think i’m going to kill myself

Jonathan: you’re such a pussy vampire

by Agge9814 August 9, 2019

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vampire diving

in the thirst for blood, a true vampire dives deep while the river is bloody

while she was on her period?? he’s vampire diving

by yeeticusprime April 2, 2022

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Excitement Vampire

Excitement vampires get off on sucking the excitement from another. These individuals find enjoyment from crushing the excitement of another person.

An excitement vampire is selfish, if this individual doesn’t find the particular thing exciting themselves, they will find excitement in ruining the other persons’.

I worked 6 weeks on a project proposal and it was approved! I told my friends that I wanted to celebrate with drinks because I was excited! None of them responded to my text, or even seemed to care......thanks for being real excitement vampires guys!

by tannerac May 2, 2019

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