Person 1: Whoa... look at that person!
Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.
(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)
Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.
(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)
by Black Gangster Ghetto Blaster February 27, 2017
Get the Vampire Syndromemug. Area from/nationality: German. Vampiric spirit associated with the bogeyman and the incubus, normally tormenting the nights and dreams of women. The creature's physical manifestations can be very dangerous. Long connected with the nightmare, the alp is considered male, sometimes the spirit of a recently deceased relative, most often an actual demon. Children can become an Alp when a mother uses a horse collar to ease childbirth. During the middle ages the alp was said to appear as a cat, pig, bird or other animal, including a lecherous demon dog scene in Cologne, thus linking the werewolf in with this legend. In all its manifestations the Alp is known to wear a hat. The spirit can fly like a bird, can ride like a horse and is credited with a certain gallant attitude, rarely forcing itself on its prey. The Alp drinks blood from the nipples of men and children but prefers the milk of women. Because it is so involved in terrors of the mind and sleep the Alp is virtually impossible to kill.
1. *Sound Asleep* "Spiders, Dragons, Scorpions, Zombies, What IS THIS TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE. I feel like I can't breath!?" *Wakes Up* *Gasps For Air* "Oh my gosh my nipples are bleeding, DAMN ALP!"
2. "Come on over here horse, oh no you look exhausted. DAMN ALP!"
Alp (Vampire)
2. "Come on over here horse, oh no you look exhausted. DAMN ALP!"
Alp (Vampire)
by The Alp Hunter January 24, 2013
Get the Alp (Vampire)mug. When you are facing a mirror during sex and your partner is directly behind you, so you can't see them in the mirror, you only feel them inside you.
by Sack of Hammers July 15, 2025
Get the Vampire Loadmug. Where you grab yourself a toothpick and to the unspeakable by shoving down your man pipe and jizzing so it shoots out and stabs someone
by Izmo March 16, 2008
Get the vampire slayermug. To vampire is to hire an albino and make them bite a friend og family member, then after a few days you start putting a little bit of molly in their food at night, the they will start craving the night, and if all goes well the will think they are a vampire and bite someone.
by King albert III February 27, 2023
Get the To vampiremug. Someone who is great is extracting information out of others. There are two kinds of KVs -- i) who keeps the knoweldge to themselves and ii) who shares the acquired knowledge.
KVs that keeps the knowledge to themselves are harmful to the society.. They collect knowledge for selfish reasons and use it against the person they acquired the knowledge from. It's important to identify them and seal them in their coffins.
KVs that shares the knowledge with others are good. They are like robinhood but the knowledge. They acquire and release the knowledge for the betterment of the society. It's important to identify them and promote them to free more knowledge to the world
KVs that keeps the knowledge to themselves are harmful to the society.. They collect knowledge for selfish reasons and use it against the person they acquired the knowledge from. It's important to identify them and seal them in their coffins.
KVs that shares the knowledge with others are good. They are like robinhood but the knowledge. They acquire and release the knowledge for the betterment of the society. It's important to identify them and promote them to free more knowledge to the world
by chinmaydoteth August 8, 2024
Get the Knowledge Vampiremug. When a YouTuber (Like Ikemen vampire , obey me, etc) posts more then one video ( such as shit posts, actual videos and more.)
by vampiretrainer May 11, 2022
Get the Vampire bombsmug.