Deep Fried Tomato

Eating out a girl on her period.

You like Deep Fried Tomatos?
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by AnWaffleIron May 9, 2018

put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce

you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.

by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018

Nonsense in Tomato juice

Slang in Hebrew

Wtf are you taking about, that's Nonsense in Tomato juice

by Thicculous November 4, 2020

Tuna Stuffed Tomato

The act of stuffing tuna fish in the vagina of an over weight ginger with an extraordinarily large puffy red exterior vagina, followed by eating her out.

Took a ginger home from the bar and gave her a tuna stuffed tomato, which was perfect because she was extremely overweight and I had left over tuna

by True pimp playa for real January 12, 2021

Argumentum ad tomatotiam

The logical fallacy that someone's opinion about a movie can be completely discounted by quoting it's score on Rotten Tomatoes

He tried to pull "Argumentum ad tomatotiam" on me about John Wick and I told him to shove it

by andybak November 21, 2021

Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

Bob the Tomato

Bob is a bright red tomato. He has a short green stem and small green leaves sprouting out from the top of his head. His face consists of two egg-shaped eyes with black pupils and light red eyelids, an almost perfectly round nose (the same shade as his eyelids), and a flat, simple, cartoony mouth. Initially, Bob was a wider looking tomato and was more angular in shape. But as time went on, Bob lost that width, becoming almost perfectly round. Bob's leaves also originally looked more abstract, but eventually became more realistic around 1999-2000.

Person 1: Bob the Tomato is trash
Person 2: No u

by KAMEORNEV October 26, 2022