One cum

Slang term for a human male. Distinctive from a female because of only being able to cum once in a single sitting.

Example one:
That one cum is a piece of ass.

Example two:
A: 'A man?' Well la di da Mrs French lady.
B: What do you call them?
A: One cum

by simpsonsfan54321 May 7, 2019

Safe one

This is a confused attempt to combine the word 'safe' with the phrase 'nice one'. Usually blurted out in pressure situations in the company of intimidating individuals.

Intimidating individual- "There you go bruv"

You- "errr... safe one"

by Aliensuns May 28, 2009

I'm not the one

I'm not the one you wanna play with
I'm not the one to mess with
I'm not the one who fuck with
Don't confuse me for someone else

Someone mistakes u for the neighborhood druggie and says..
Yo Junkie!
person would respond
Hey man, I'm not the one homie"

Or
First day of school and bullies pick on new kid. New kid would say "try me, I'm not the onle"

by Sufferinsuckatash October 30, 2021

Headie one

Headie one is the largest bowling ball in Tottenham and they use headie one as a wrecking ball to demolish turnpike lane, woodgreen, Edmonton, Enfield and Northumberland park, he protects broadwater farm

Repeat headie one incoming!!!! Headie one incoming!!!! Oh tion wayne help uss

by A1.9iner November 24, 2021

One Skin

A joint rolled with shorter papers, which are generally used for rolling cigarettes.

These are useful when smoking incognito - like at a club or in public.

Stoner 1: I’m pretty gronxed but I want another zoot.
Stoner 2: ah yeah, maybe just have a one skin?

by Gronxed420 October 30, 2018

one sitting

Doing something without stopping for a Limited Period

I Drunk 5 Bottles in One Sitting

by She Loves Sarcasm December 6, 2017

That one server

A fucking hell hole of a discord server, ran by killjoy (she is addacted to cereal) and a shitty admin that enforces the shit out of rules, no one likes him btw.

Ever heard of *that one server*?

by Hidden_gaming March 10, 2021