“shut up goon”
by trystan the goon November 22, 2021
Get the goonmug. by Baybeeeeee July 31, 2018
Get the Goonmug. The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.
by J0LLY July 1, 2024
Get the Crusty Goonmug. One of these celebrations, known as the "Dance of the Flickers," was a deeply spiritual and wildly energetic event. The Dacians believed that the flickering movements of their dicks could harness the energy of the earth and connect them with the mystical forces that governed their world. The dance was filled with exaggerated arm and the third leg movements, wild facial expressions, and frenetic energy, much like what we would now recognize as modern "gooning." It was meant to unlock the wild power within each person and release the energy of the earth. As time passed and the Dacian kingdom fell to the Romans, these practices slowly faded into history, lost in the shadows of the past. But the energy and spirit of the "Flicker Gooning" never truly disappeared—it lingered in the folklore and stories passed down through the generations, remembered only by those who truly listened.
by SaviAllDogs2 December 8, 2024
Get the Dacian Flicker Gooningmug. 
The act of cutting off a buffalo's head and covering yourself in it's blood while gooning under the moon.
by 12ozmouse December 14, 2023
Get the moon gooningmug. Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs
by OfficialRN July 15, 2024
Get the Top goonmug.