food bullet

The food that flies out of your mouth unexpectedly when you are speaking to someone. You're especially embarrassed if the food particle hits the person in the face or falls into their food. food boogie, crumbs, food, mouth full, gleek, spit, conversation, face to face

I was so embarrassed last night, I had just eaten several appetizers and started talking to this beautiful model. As I was about to make my move, a food bullet shot out of my mouth onto her cheek. I wanted to cry!

by joecoolthefool April 18, 2016

Anchor Food

A heavy food someone eats just before bed to help them fall asleep.

Awake at 3am, Marc decided to eat a piece of deep dish pizza as his anchor food to help him sleep.

by funcybunch September 10, 2016

Food Tooth

That one spot in between two teeth that always manages to trap food.

I ate chicken wings an hour ago, and I still have some stuck in my food tooth

by WakeupApollo July 17, 2012

food auction

The annoying few moments in a sub-par restaurant where a pimple faced and/or ESL food runner stands next to your table asking "who had the <insert entree here>"

I had to endure a 5 minute food auction at Molly's dinner party last night at Appleby's

by MC Johnny P August 21, 2012

food-a-lanche

Derived from the word avalanche, a food-a-lanche is what happens when someone opens the door to a refrigerator and food containers tumble out onto the floor. This situation commonly arises when a refrigerator is packed full and items have been carelessly stacked.

I went to get a fresh beer, and when I opened the fridge, *BAM* I was caught in a food-a-lanche. A jar of pickles bounced off my toe, and I had to pick up a bunch of ketchup packets and leftovers. One of these days I've gotta rearrange all the stuff on the top shelf.

by hipsterbeyotch March 4, 2012

Food Withdrawl

The series of symptoms that result from a decrease in, or abrupt stop, in the consumption of food. The common symptoms of food withdrawl may include stomach pain, irritability and if not properly managed, weight loss and death.

"After Mike was discovered on the deserted island, he showed tell-tale signs of food withdrawl and was promptly rushed to the hospital."

by Pock27 November 14, 2011

Plant Food

Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…

Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….

by Eric Spano May 10, 2023