A jerk who has no friends
by Mmm Chicken 3242 April 15, 2019
Get the Griffin Jonesmug. a genius who is super buff, sexy, hot and the smartest man you will ever meet. and he has a MASSIVE COCK
by yvibbis March 27, 2023
Get the finnley jonesmug. The kind of guy who gets drunk and dry humps a foot stool for fun, then rips off his trousers and helicopters his wang .
Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.
They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.
Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.
Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.
They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.
Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.
Person 1 "Was that Rhys Jones sneaking out the back garden"
Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".
Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".
by Corkjones19 November 25, 2021
Get the Rhys Jonesmug. 
by Heheheidiejendndjjd May 21, 2019
Get the Silas Jonesmug. by heynzen February 13, 2019
Get the Christian Jonesmug. by yeet............ December 2, 2019
Get the burnin jonesmug.