by A_Nerdian September 26, 2024
Get the Hawk Tuahmug. Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 8, 2024
Get the Ethan Hawkemug. When you try to spit in someone’s face aka “hawk tuah” but you do it wrong likely because you don’t know how and just end up launching it on yourself or otherwise not reaching the target. End result is a wad of spit hanging from your mouth.
“Nice prius you got there loser!” “Shut up bitch! Hawk tuey!” “Haha you just spit on your car dumbass!”
by pileofheads March 2, 2025
Get the Hawk Tueymug. v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.
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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.
by gnostic3 January 30, 2018
Get the hawkingmug. The sound one makes right before spitting on that thang. This move is typically done in bed but is not limited to that location and is usually done in a forceful manner.
I met a real nice girl last week while in Tennessee, she took me home and proceeded to suck the soul out of my body after spitting on my thang...the last thing I remember was her making a "hawk-tuah" sound, my thank got all wet and then my soul left my body.
by Mr. Poopy B. June 20, 2024
Get the hawk-tuahmug. by Manther Costello October 29, 2020
Get the Cougar Hawkmug. 