sugar hungry hairy fatty

Someone who eat (and sometimes steals) sugar food and pastry desserts to eat them to get fattier and is also an hairy person.

What the hell is she doing eating all these desserts?

Oh her? It's normal she's a sugar hungry hairy fatty..

by Frntd March 7, 2011

Shaven Haven or Hairy Mary

A hairy mary refers to the growth of a women's pubic hair surrounding the vagina whereas a shaven haven is when there is no hair at all due to shaving, waxing or laser therapy. 'Hairy Mary' tens to be made fun of as the name connotes virginity and lack of beauty when in actual fact either amount of hair can be favoured.

Sam: I can't choose between a shaven haven or hairy mary.
Michael: Well you can have them bare like the magazines or natural like the rest of us, but I don't think you can choose those things about a girl mate.

by knowitallabouttheinside June 27, 2012

old hairy meat flap

An old man's genitalia.

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap

by First class krew March 28, 2008

very hairy berry patch

Unshaven vagina with crabs.

That girl is so dirty i bet shes got a very hairy berry patch.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Hairy Berry

Hairy Berries is the junk in your crap that you don't remember eating!

I didn't eat corn! How come there is corn in the toliet!

by Seblo_13 January 30, 2005

hairy blifkin boy

someone with a bush for their taint

Terry is a fuckin hairy blifkin boy, his taints as hairy as his mustache

by mack daddys June 17, 2003

Hairy Merry-Go-Round

Freakishly large areola, baracaded by mounds of weave you can braid.

Cindy!!!!!...do you see those hairy merry-go-rounds through that guys wet t-shirt????????

by Cajun Princess August 11, 2009