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manufactured wood

The cheap materials you see in furniture from walmart. Aka plywood, particle board, cardboard, if you paid $800 for a kitchen pantry which came packed in a box from wayfair, you paid far too much.
Handyman: "Ma'am I'm sorry your furniture fell apart as I was assembling it but what do you expect? It's not made of solid wood, it's manufactured wood."
by Lonesentry November 7, 2018
mugGet the manufactured woodmug.

night wood

Samantha: *enters the room*

Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood
by diabettt April 27, 2021
mugGet the night woodmug.

wood pewee

by xxrainbowchicxx21 April 14, 2011
mugGet the wood peweemug.

knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
mugGet the knock on woodmug.

WOODELY TOODELY

Woo-dely Too-dely When you're just so darn happy something turned out the way you wanted it.
Hot Dang and Woodely Toodely - THAT turened out well!
by Woolywardsparkle May 2, 2019
mugGet the WOODELY TOODELYmug.

soggy wood

When an old man cummed in his sleep and has woken up with a soken/soggy wiener

"Man i woke up with a killer soggy wood this morning"!
Man i gotta killer soggy wood this morning!
by Cheese pickelelsl December 30, 2014
mugGet the soggy woodmug.

Willow wood

A woody, AKA boner, that is not fully developed.
Slightly drooped.
guy1:man this chick is HOT.
guy2:eh i only have a willow wood from this.
guy1"WTF how?! she is a big bootie bitch!
guy2:what ever/
by cckblck August 27, 2010
mugGet the Willow woodmug.

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