A wooden spoon is a mock or real award, usually given to an individual or team which has come last in a competition, but sometimes also to runners-up. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other Commonwealth countries.
by Immersion September 28, 2011

(n).when an inexperience males love truncheon unexpectedly explodes in his pants whilst in the spoon position.
rich - oh no not again!!!
girl (or boy) - whats happened?
Rich - i have just creme egg spooned in my pants.
girl (or boy) - whats happened?
Rich - i have just creme egg spooned in my pants.
by mr spoon1 November 2, 2012

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.
by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008

When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.
by Spoonnotaspork October 20, 2016

Another term for menstrual cramps, or PMS.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.
Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.
Also called SS syndrome.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.
Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.
Also called SS syndrome.
"I am suffering from severe SS syndrome today."
OR
"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."
OR
"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."
by AB Banana August 16, 2008

you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?
no? why?
i don't know if it's a real thing but it sounds like it should be
no? why?
i don't know if it's a real thing but it sounds like it should be
by DrKrainiker September 21, 2020

An insult
Bob: why didn't you call me last night?
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!
Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!
Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon
by whats it to you??????? May 27, 2017
