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HHNE Hump

1. A gay action performed by males of the HHNE population in which one male jumps on and violently attacks another male.

2. When a female flirts to the point where the guy's balls are the size of moons hanging so low the male is forced to bend over to balance the weight. This is usually done because the female is drawn towards the "image" or fantasy of hooking up with a guy but doesn't actually want to, since she is a total prude queer.
1. "Yo did you see what Akiva Mendel did to Ari Yakov? "
"No, what did he do?"
"He totally HHNE humped him into oblivion!"
"What?!!?! Such a faggot!"
2. "Chana Mushka is such a bitch duudde"
"No way, what did she do this time"
"She was rubbing my gonads and just wouldn't do anything"
"Why would she do that, such a bitch, HHNE humping and shit"
"Damn straight"
by phoenixkidgabe December 30, 2013
mugGet the HHNE Humpmug.

Dry humping

Dry humping is the act of not dipping your nuggets in sauce.
I wasn’t dry humping those nuggets cause they didn’t give me any sauce man
by 63rdjah March 31, 2023
mugGet the Dry humpingmug.

Tickley Steel Hump

The thrust of an angry man during sexual infercourse while he is shouting "I am Iron man" and the other person involved is laughing.
"Hey Naomi, want to come round mine for a tickley steel hump?"
by XxCoolKidxX69 February 3, 2017
mugGet the Tickley Steel Humpmug.

hump possition

This is the position on which a male is on top of a female and banging her HARD
Daddy, let's get in the hump possition!
mugGet the hump possitionmug.

Hump day

Yo it's hump day tomorrow
by Fwaxll February 13, 2023
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dry humping

And eggplant (aubergine) sawing a peachy without splitting it open.
Dry humping Tanner's Brobdingnagian peach may be gay, but, in the end, I'm still straight.
by cupidmaximus September 7, 2022
mugGet the dry humpingmug.

dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 6, 2017
mugGet the dry hump wednesdaymug.

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