A cum guzzling socially retarded Sissy with pea sized balls who uses a fake profile name and photo so he can talk shit on social media.
Hey Matt, did you see what a Standafor Diamond Mike is? He uses an anime picture to talk shit! What a Pussy!
by Lip splitter July 7, 2019
Get the Standafor Diamondmug. The logical extension of "lady wood"...because a diamond is harder than wood ...and the obvious relationship to the small hard jewel (the man in the boat) between a woman's legs.
by foodie52 October 22, 2017
Get the lady diamondmug. ahhh yes the mask from roblox game Bee Swarm Simulator. It shows that you have no life and are truly addicted to seeing numbers going up at the speed of light just to make it all go to 0 by buying this. I wanted to get it but i dont think that would be good for my health BECAUSE WHY WOULD I GRIND FOR 54645342 HOURS TO GET THIS BEEP.
Person 1: YOOOO I GOT THE DIAMOND MASK IN BEE SWARM SIMULATOR!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Go Touch Grass
Person 1: What is Grass?
Person 2:Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.
Person 2: Go Touch Grass
Person 1: What is Grass?
Person 2:Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.
by mitrije13 February 4, 2023
Get the Diamond Maskmug. What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.
it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.
it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.
by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011
Get the fo' real topaz diamondmug. An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015
Get the Diamond-studded cactusmug. When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.
"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."
"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
by mcinmosh July 29, 2023
Get the Goron's Diamondmug. by BlkDmdPurp November 23, 2021
Get the Black Diamond Purple Tar Tar the Mother Fucking Donmug.