Wanker Tax

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.

Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.

by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 17, 2011

taxes

fuck you

daniel: i pay taxes

jack: fuck you

joe: i commit tax fraud

jack: *pats on the back*

by urbandictionarysuckslmfao September 15, 2020

Butter Tax

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.

"You're total is $21.73"

"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"

"$13.40"

by The Mad Yeeter October 25, 2023

fanum tax

Someone that takes your food, it usually happens at Kai Cenat's streams. Now it's also used by older streams to make fun of the overuse of the slang.

"You're so fanum tax..."

by TheRock34235 December 6, 2023

Taxes

That's what Yoshi doesn't pay for

Taxes are gay

by YorMom420 March 23, 2020

pretty tax

MC made it up

That girl has the pretty tax for sure

by dumbcraponline December 28, 2023

skibidi rizz fanum tax gyatt

Absolute fucking brainrot

Hey are you sigma or are you skibidi
I’m sigma skibidi rizz fanum tax gyatt

by GyattMan69 July 9, 2024