bald headed sap sucker

Hairless person who licks maple trees

Why you bald headed sap sucker

by anonymous May 18, 2021

V-Sucker

(n.)
Person who steals many other people's virginity.

She's such a v-sucker i can't believe she took another guy's virginity, hasn't it been like the 5th one.

by NeonEffect March 14, 2010

The Bubble Boy Ginger Ale Back Smacker Dick Sucker

The Bubble Boy Ginger Ale Back Smacker Dick Sucker

The Bubble Boy Ginger Ale Back Smacker Dick Sucker

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Kettle Sucker

For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.

Oi, fuck off ya kettle sucker!

by TheNaughtyScouseman December 25, 2022

Clock-sucker

A person who loves telling people the time, even if they didn't ask.

Example of someone being a clock-sucker:
"Oh, hey, by the way, its half past ten. What do you mean you "didn't ask"?"

by Louise jennywenny May 2, 2023

Chin Sucker

An insult for bad kissers.

Generic white girl: kissing generic white boy was so romantic!
Generic white friend: shut up, you're such a goddamn chin sucker.

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Sucker Parent

Parents that believe everything their child says or does, especially the younger one.

Dude, both of my parents are sucker parents, they believe everything my little sister does, if she's crying because she can't get her way, then when she gets her way, she quickly stops crying, that should tell you that she was just putting on a scene!

Your dad is such a sucker parent.

Mom! Only a sucker parent would believe that actually hurt him.

by DDeeDD April 11, 2016