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stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.
If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".
by QuacksO May 7, 2025
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Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.
Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.
by anonymous November 10, 2020
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Garage stand

When you do a hand stand in a garage, have someone else hold your feet and then take a toke of the cannabis smoke
I'm bored let's smoke weed and do garage stands
Hold my legs and pass the joint i wanna do a garage stand
by Happy birthday captain August 13, 2025
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go beer stand

Now that we are using the new software suite I want to go beer stand with it
by 71Jaws000 April 7, 2020
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Let's blow this popsicle stand

It's origin is said to come from a man trying to mind control people by putting radioactive material in his popsicles and the story continues, but the source "Evil minds of the 1900's" is actually not verified, you can google it if you want, so this story is very likely to be false. For full story read the definition by "Not Zane".

Let's blow this popsicle stand means to leave a place.
by nzeu June 9, 2023
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Stand

A stand is when you awaken some shitty creature
is this my stand....

It is actually shit i wanted the world not silver chariot
FUCK
by inflow December 11, 2021
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