Squidding the word

the act of a fat person, with a small penis, to jack off, and then describe his experience to his friends.

I was squidding the word so hard last night that i lost a pound!!

by Banana Repubic October 17, 2011

Squidgidy

A line that has no true beginning or end.

In most instances a squidgidy line is used in process mapping when no one has a clue where the task or process starts or ends.

by process peep April 12, 2012

Squid

A man or boy that thinks there the best but are really arent. Or try to out drink everyone but cant and pass out before the rest. Thus being a squid trying to be the best.

Adam is such a squid because he passed out trying to out drink us.

Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.

by goneinaday August 9, 2012

squid head

when one reaches up their female friend's "twat", as they say in Toronto, and grabs hold of whatever is up there, rips it out and wears it like a hat. (this could also be used as a bald cap or a Halloween candy bag.)

"After i got bored with Chloe, I pulled a squid head on her"

by yes its that guy from school March 8, 2014

squid

A squid is an offensive term used as a substitute for "asshole". It means you're a clingy, inconsiderate, self absorbed prick dick.

Josh: "I only like girls who shave."
Dave: "You're an ass."
Sara: "Yeah, he's a squid."

by idontmakethesethingsup August 6, 2014

Squid

Started by the late Zac Thompson (oct. 7th 1992-sept. 27th 2014) a squid is an untrustworthy person and soon caught on around baltimore streets to describe someone slippery or deceitful. Zac unfortunately made a slang so catchy friends and family bestowed him with the nickname squid. This of course upset him because he called others squid and now he himself, was squid. Zac committed suicide on September 27th 2014 at his house for unknown reasons leaving no notes, or telling anyone he needed help. To remain anonymous but to inform you all reading this, he had a few close friends, I was lucky enough to be one. I'm no stranger. Zachary A. Thompson is succeeded by his son, Cayden Thompson. RIP squid.

You took off the dude? Damn your a squid.

Yo what up squid!?!?

by Edgemere October 11, 2014

Squid

Short for "squirrley kid," a squid is an odd character who doesn't talk to members of the opposite sex at parties and floats around in everyone's peripheral.

That dude is such a squid

by jmoneyswag123 March 14, 2015