shit roll

A joint or doobie (aka marijuana filled cigarette) that is improperly constructed. This apparatus may be characterized by lopsidedness, weed falling out sides, or having openings other than the end designated for inhalation.

Joe: What a shit roll man. How am I supposed to smoke that?
Timmy: I am sure you will find a way you pothead.

by Harry Pothead Potter November 4, 2013

Monkey Rolls

1. A football drill that consists of three people rolling under and jumping over one another.

2. When two buddies are each having sex with two girls that are close friends, they spontaneously jump off the females. Guy # 1 Jumps over and Guy # 2 who rolls under him, they then switch and repeat.

Guy #1: Man i hate hate two a days, monkey rolls suck!

Guy #2: Me and my friend monkey rolled the two hottest girls in school.

by Semuh December 11, 2009

J-Roll

The act of crossing the street on a bike without a crosswalk. Usually happens with little kids who don't pay attention. Similar to J-walking.

Did you see that douche on the bike J-Roll out in front of me?

by J9KEWA July 9, 2009

rolling the cigar

A guy fondling himself by grabbing his cock on the outside of his pants and squeezing in a rolling manner to cause the shaft to swell and get noticed.

Whore 1: "Ooo - check him out!"
Whore 2: "Nice! He's rolling the cigar! Times to go gets me some!"

by RNPS April 13, 2008

date roll

australian slang for toilet paper. from the slang words date (ass), and roll (toilet paper). used heavily during the depression and both word wars by the aussie digger and battler.

Shazza: hey did Bazza bring the date roll
Dazza: i dont know

by splinter barberino January 9, 2006

fig roll

A fine biscuit to have with a nice cup of tea, with the added bonus that they contain all the figgy goodness you need for a healthy lower gut. Due to the biscuity exterior it is never used for figging.

"Say Jimmy, what's that your noshing on?"
"A fig roll, they're divine"

by Curious Gregor July 24, 2006

Rolling Stones

A cool rock band from the '60s. Their music kind of went downhill in the mid-seventies, but they're still a great live band. Check 'em out if you can.

The Rolling Stones are good, but the Beatles are better.

by That Other Girl August 28, 2005