Me and him are not in a relationship
by Katharina Sean Ryan February 9, 2019
Get the Relationshipmug. by daddy12345655432 August 21, 2018
Get the Tanner Emma Relationshipmug. When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.
The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.
by il Alpha March 10, 2025
Get the Relationship Salesmanmug. Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...
by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020
Get the Mcdonald's Relationshipmug. A form of relationship prevention whereby you casually date someone with the intention of preventing them from committing to another relationship. You may or may not be interested in this person, but what you are certainly interested in is keeping them off the market for the time being
Have you seen Amy is still dating Jonah? Looks like she’s got him in a relationship condom for sure.
by Uniqua_cam July 28, 2021
Get the Relationship Condommug. For example “that Jonathan guy really likes Rindee.” “Yeah. I’m really surprised they aren’t in a relationship yet”
by Rosieposey May 12, 2020
Get the Relationshipmug. Mark: Bro, did you hear? Sarah and I hit the 21st day in a relationship!
Brad: Congrats man! See you at a year bro
Brad: Congrats man! See you at a year bro
by chill10105 November 23, 2022
Get the 21st day in a relationshipmug.