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pontotoc 

the town in mississippi where everybody hates david ethan gann and thinks he is a kinda cute creepy guy but he still prolly has a fairly large penis and he smells really good and has awesome hair but they still hate him bc he is bi
girl 1: hey did that david gann dude friend you on facebook?
girl 2: yeah hes kinda cute but we shuld move to pontotoc to hate him
pontotoc by davidthegannman January 19, 2012
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Fudge-Pony 

after a night of sex, u wait until the girl/guy fall asleep and if the sex was bad u take a shit on there stomach and the leave
hehe i cant wait until i get to fudge-pony that bitch/bastard tonight
Fudge-Pony by mr snuggly bear October 4, 2006

sausage pony 

One might think that this means sausages made out of pony meat...BUT YE BE A WRONGUN!!!

Now look how foolish you seem! surely that would be a pony sausage? can you not see that this is sausage pony?!
"look! there is a sausage pony!"

"i just got anally raped by a sausage pony...and now its after you!"

"Sausage pony my ass!...oh dear.."

Boris Johnson - prime example

Pony Wipe 

The wiping of a pony.
"Excuse me sir, but I have wiped your pony."

"Excuse me sir, but can I wipe your pony?"

"Excuse me sir, but could you please wipe my pony?"

"Excuse me sir, but I believe that was a Pony Wipe."
Pony Wipe by Phil Lindermann August 8, 2006

feed the pony 

A technique used when someone passes out out from excessive alcohol consumption and requires reviving.

Feeding the pony, involves placing your cocaine laced hand under the subjects mouth, while he licks it in his slumbered state.
Hey Swiss Chris! Martins passed out again, time to feed the pony...
feed the pony by uliusB July 19, 2007
One of the less attractive models (during the early 90s) of Ford Mustangs.Like the white on vanilla ice owned. Not including the original or the 2006 models cos they were cool.
"Look at that cat in his pony thinking he hard"
"Should of got a warranty on that thing, he's gonna get beats"
pony by snakeeyes July 29, 2006

pony car 

a medium size NASCAR 'National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing' racecar.
I still don't know why they call the Indy and NASCAR: "open wheel" races.
Any one with an inkling?...
pony car by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006