Phantom

When a girl is passed out at a party and you punch her in the vagina, then when she wakes up in the morning, she thinks she was raped and is emotionally scarred for life.

Jenny: "Woah! Megan is freaking out"

Brittany: "Yeah i know! How long should we wait to tell her that Joey gave her a Phantom last night?"

by TheWilcow November 24, 2011

phantom cock

the throbbing a woman's pussy feels before and after sex

she still feels his cock feeling feeding her

"lol, can you hand me a smoke, hun?

thanks.
i have phantom cock. "
*grins*

by a strange place for jazz May 19, 2016

pando

The lowest form of life on planet earth. Makes a douche bag look intelligent! Blows dead Japs on the Burma Road. Eats shit sandwiches.

Pardon me...I have to take a pando!

by Nada February 15, 2004

The Phantom

Spitting onto your partners back while performing intercourse "doggy style" in such a way that you make them feel as if you've ejaculated onto their back. When they turn around to look at you, blow your load in their face.

Shirley fell victim to the phantom, and found herself having a very salty, unexpected meal.

by JTB October 6, 2003

PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome

The frequent sensation that your phone is vibrating in your back pocket when, in fact, it is not. This is usually associated with shifting internal gas or the anticipation of a booty text.

Todd texted me the "What's up" and we hooked up the other week, but since then, nothin. I 've developed a bad case of PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome.

by lilyp0tter July 12, 2011

pando

Any clueless moron! If you rolled his brain down the edge of a sharp razor blade, it would be similar to rolling an atom down the center of a 10 lane highway. One who is like a fan: blows on one side and sucks on the other side!

Hey Mr. President (W), quit acting like a pando all the time!

by Rosie December 5, 2003

Pandora

A Pandora is a codename given to husky german men whose pastimes include shootin bare jews and listenin to david hasselhoff because he is german. Their favourite sentence to use is ''deine mutter liebe meine Hosenschlange'' which in other words means ''your mother likes my trouser snake'' because it is known fact that all Pandoras have huge ''Hosenschlange's''.

pandora

by Chris Peecock May 1, 2009