"Dude my crotch smells like a bums nutsack and i got cum on my shaft!"
"Its alright man just scrub it off in the peter pan."
"Its alright man just scrub it off in the peter pan."
by anal speulunker May 01, 2009
by Wiseman July 19, 2006
by Keithinator March 13, 2009
one hell of a drinker and crazy mother fucker. He is a kool home boy but he needs to quit rapping them damn stolen chikens, that were robbed from a mexican fag. Then goes around braking windows with mike and steeling peoples gas out what ever is syphenable with spot kirby. And when pet and mike are drunk they become the local burglers.
by Matt Craig July 18, 2004
the biggest pimp blingin wit da gold, da platinum, 'n da diamonds. if he be around, you duck ur head to 'void the bullets cuz he's fuckin gangsta. he got da ho's all over da place, da biggest mansion, 'nd he uses fuckin benjamin franklins to light his fire at home.
peter jang and only peter jang
by Caitie Moran November 22, 2004
peter is a hotty with a killer body but really really really really fat and has a forehead the size of a tectonic plate. peter is about 100% fat but also 100% forehead. just looking at him will leave you with permanent eye damage. touching his forehead triggers immediate death. this is why he cant show his real form and only exists in minecraft and/or the fifth dimension.
by zuccmaster800 June 14, 2019
Peter Time is approximately two hours after you plan on being somewhere or doing something. It is often used to describe the internal clock of someone who is consistently late to the party/event/gathering.
My friend said we were meeting in the park at six but it's already way past that. He must be running on Peter Time.
by deadsymcgee October 04, 2010