onion

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I read on The Onion that a boy died while playing Subway Surfers in real life.

by WhereDidTheAvailableNamesGo July 25, 2022

Onion bhaji

When you are covered in lube, playing twister in an orgy.

Oh damn last night was a proper mad one, dave and Adam were getting onion bhajied.

by Plasticnappy February 28, 2022

cheesy onions

when you dont feel quite right

At a rave lets say CreamFields, should i take the red one or the blue one. Then afterwards you just feel a little bit like cheesy onions.

by CHARLIE JONES September 12, 2008

Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018

Onion moment

Onion moment is like a woman moment but worse!

That’s an onion moment bro!

by RaunchyNutSaq May 17, 2021

Onion Bun

When the vagina of a hoe resembles a hot roast beef sandwich with cheese on an onion bun from Arby's

Damn hoe! I didn't order no onion bun!

by GroveStreetPanda May 15, 2014

onion patch pussy

See “onion patch”

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.

look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.

Jason: “Hey man, did you hit that?”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”

by GrandmaDyNOmite October 20, 2021