Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022
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Sex on a Mexican beach

Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.
After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.
by Taintscratcher80 February 20, 2015
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Get Off The Beach

To take action. Rather than sitting around discussing things forever (where should we eat, who should we call, when should we go out, what method should we use, etc.) DO SOMETHING. Reference to WW II D-Day beach landings. See also: Establish A Beachhead.
Doug: Should we build this in a word doc or just go powerpoint?

Chris: Who cares, just make a decision and get off the beach.
by Dougie Doug July 15, 2010
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taking sand to the beach

1. When you take your girlfriend or wife somewhere or any social event where, there is a good chance to mingle with other women.
Why did you invite her to Rio? You're just taking sand to the beach.
by EngineerMinded June 12, 2017
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Beach Battle Scars

n. And injury sustained for a trip to a beach. Most common forms are sun burn, scrapes for seashells, or sand in the vagina.
No way am I going today, I haven't finished tending to my beach battle scars from last time.
by Straz 616 June 30, 2010
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Teen Beach Movie

The other answer that came up for this is very untrue. They were probably just mad that Tanner is gay irl. Teen Beach Movie was there for us when our parents weren’t. If you never watched/ don’t like this movie, you never had a childhood and probably have parents that hate you. They also have sexy actors and actresses who can sing well.
Seacat from Teen Beach Movie is my daddy. 🤭
by Octopus Hotdog May 12, 2020
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Venice beach franco

When you steal hambugers from an old lady and eat them behind a dumpster
I had no money to eat last night,so I pulled a venice beach franco.
by richard1980 September 19, 2008
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