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Kai

Malachi Clarence Kairi Githua known as Kai , is the hottest most wonderfullest boy in the world and he has the biggest cock in his grade. all the bitches, thotties and hoes are all on him and love him. if u date this very straight boy then u would be sexually pleased everyday he can last as long as u want him to, and he is very hot. he is a 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10, he is a B.M.S( broke my scale). Date him now today in Nashville ,Tennessee but he is originally from Baltimore, Maryland.
"kai is so hot i would most def fuck him."- a hot girl at MLK
by bigdikle May 7, 2022
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Kai

a mean person who makes fun of you for chewing pens. thats it kai, rawr
"ugh stop chewing pens"
oh you're such a kai
by therearenootherhandles November 22, 2019
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Kai

Kai is amazing he is such a caring and loving person. He is nice to his familly and Cares deeply about his girlfriend Emilly.Yet he does not notice SHE IS A LIAR. I am MILES mor atractive and caring them her. She doesn’t know what I know. I have watched him from his bushes for 5 years know.
He lives in Coxburger California. At 8:00 he water the Plānts in front of his house. At 9:00 he gets on the school bus for coxburger high. At 3:30 he shall return to my vision. From 4:00 to 5:00 he does his homwork. Then from 5:00 to 6:00 he does his chores. Then he Enjoy lessiure time until 10:00 when he gets changed for bed. I love him so. I recently have begun watching emilly. She is cheating on him with george. This is unexceptible. I shall catch her and bring her and george to Kai. THEN HE WILL LOVE ME. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Kai: I was so wrong not to love you your are 1millon times better than emilly.

Me: Thank you I Know.
by Crispycrunchies1818 November 11, 2022
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kay han

a wierd dude with WAYY to mutch energy, often friends with a ''julian''
man has way to mutch energy. he's a kay han
by gemier212 April 13, 2023
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Kai Xiang

A man who speaks nothing but wisdom. In fact, wisdom was what people gained just by hearing him speak, nay, by seeing him!
Man, the other day I saw Kai Xiang and daaaaayum I got straight A's in school and was invited to speak at a national conference attended by various Presidents!
by thatwastimes November 21, 2021
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Kai

Person 1: Ew is that Kai?

Person 2 : yeah he's disgusting
by Bloopy | June 7, 2021
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On Kai

An expression used to demonstrate seriousness. Popular in Miami.
“On kai did they actually smoke in the bathroom

“On kai they did”
by onkai February 8, 2022
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