Tard Chariot

Wheelchair

A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."

by Dr Dalton March 17, 2021

tard sacs

A tard sac is late lazy person

Are you a tard sac?
Oh yes I am I’m the tardiest of the tard sacs

by Slurp me June 10, 2018

e-Tard

A person who gets killed in an online video game even though they were cheating.

Ninja: "OH MY GOD THAT KID WAS CHEATING WHAT E-TARD SCUM" Tim: "bro chill"

by doopypoopy69 July 2, 2019

Fuck Tard

A person who is both a “Fuck” and a “Tard” or a person who is a dumb stupid little piece of fart brained no good pimple pincher dick wad.

“Hey Jessie, do you have the homework?”
“I have a boyfriend!!!!”
“Wow, your a fuck Tard.”

by PadricoBarnes September 8, 2019

Tard-Text

When the writer uses caps randomly in words. The writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.

Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.

John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?

Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?

John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.

by halesnaxlors January 10, 2011

tard sifting

The act of sifting out tards in you're life.

I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.

Tard sifting sift retard

by Beksastar May 11, 2016

Part-Tarded

It’s when a person says or does something stupid, embarrassing, goofy etc... (Part Retarded)=Part-Tarded

Teen1:Finally I finished painting my Mom’s porch swing.
Teen2:Cool! So you’re good to take off then, right?
Teen1:Just gotta let my Mom know. MOM! It’s finished!
Mom:OMG it looks brand new. Thank you, I’ve missed my porc.... WTF!?

Teen2:HAHAHA!
Teen1:OMG! Mom you’re “Part-Tarded”! Hahaha!
:ALSO}Don’t mind her she’s just a “Part-Tard”.

by Jelic Johnsson June 24, 2020