The Shetland Pony

Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.

Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?

by Daddy Pumpkin December 16, 2015

Corona pony

After a warm shower with a cold corona one places the empty bottle in you ass. Hence, becoming a Corona Pony.

Dillan's favorite ritual after mowing the grass was the shower, beer and becoming a majestic Corona pony.

by Funguy1971 September 14, 2017

Cabbage Pony

That idiot you work with, their only job is to get stuff for you, or just carry things from one place to another mindlessly. That is all they can really do.

Get that Josh Butler to carry that crap, he’s the cabbage pony.

by Meat missile February 22, 2024

ponies are north

A phrase created by Upper Elementary students used when teachers are near, so all inappropriate conversations can be stopped

Student 1: Yo I wanna fuck her while--
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?

by Bid daddy (not adam) May 14, 2018

side pony

Usually a ginger haired dude with a side pony...also a male version of a side chick

Ted is such a side pony

by thetatertot August 12, 2018

lil pony

Lil Pony is one of the best known rappers in the world. His latest release drunk love has topped the fucking billboards and is becoming a household name.

"OMG I just want Lil Pony to have sex with me" - hot Latino girl.

by YUNG STARZ May 21, 2018

Satire Pony

a master. just a master at satire....to the point you confuse all the other masters.

Rhonda: That guy over there, standing in front of the burning man statue being grumpy is a total snarkle pony.

Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.

by Misandrist September 29, 2015