The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course
My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.
by ClemStokley March 27, 2025
Get the Naked Scorpionmug. The Naked Hallway Collision: occurs when two recently fucked chicks meet naked in the middle of the hall after said fucking.
Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.
Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.
Roommate #1 brings slut home.
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game
Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut
Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.
Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game
Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut
Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.
Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC
by G kirk April 22, 2011
Get the naked hallway collisionmug. by TheKeeperrrr August 27, 2019
Get the Uncle Naked Spidermanmug. When the number π could no longer hide her insecurities before her fellow mathematical constants, because the pressure to appear cool in popular culture is taking a toll on her psychological well-being—when fame and popularity come with such a high price that she could lose everything if she failed to reorder her priorities.
Naked Pi’s psychologist advised her to stop being a people pleaser or rescuer unless she doesn’t mind her fans and foes controlling her life.
by Numerati August 20, 2025
Get the Naked Pimug. naked woman covering with objects: i need to cover with something
she grabs a thing
naked woman: phew!
it falls off
naked woman: oh no....
she grabs a thing
naked woman: phew!
it falls off
naked woman: oh no....
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 13, 2024
Get the naked woman covering with objectsmug. In the popular card game "Guillotine," playing naked (also known as playing/going nude) refers to a common house rule whereby the cards "Scarlet Pimpernel" and "Robespierre" are removed from the game. These two cards together are colloquially referred to as "The Skarlet Robes" and/or "The Pimp's Robes" (hence "playing naked" following their removal from play).
Because the specified action for both cards is to end the game prematurely, the overall intention of this house rule is to extend gameplay. While some players consider the inclusion of these cards one of the many strategic dynamics to consider, others can find the abrupt end to the action less enjoyable.
Because the specified action for both cards is to end the game prematurely, the overall intention of this house rule is to extend gameplay. While some players consider the inclusion of these cards one of the many strategic dynamics to consider, others can find the abrupt end to the action less enjoyable.
by Beezneezy November 26, 2021
Get the Playing Nakedmug. by Jess baily February 8, 2023
Get the The naked muppetmug.