Loser Lesbian

A loser who also happens to be a lesbian; often is very awkward around women and may make bad relationship decisions; related to useless lesbian

“She’s still convinced that they ‘made out platonically’ and the bouquet of ‘friendship roses’ meant nothing”

“I literally saw them trip and fall face first in front of their crush today”

“Loser Lesbian Syndrome strikes again”

by izaruru September 17, 2023

scissor of lesbians

A group of lesbians hanging out together. Plural. Similar to a murder of crows, or a bunch of bananas.

Hey man, check out that scissor of lesbians hanging out over there. I wonder if they will start scissoring soon.

by hubbles lake March 20, 2020

lesbian penguin

A female penguin who fucks other female penguin same as a human lesbian technically

Male penguin : hey you see that hot penguin over there
friend of male penguin: wait dude that's a lesbian penguin
Male penguin: fuck

by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019

Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.

Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!

by Cabage_master November 20, 2018

Lesbian time

Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time

Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time

by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021

fuckboy lesbian

a really hot gay girl who probably talks to a lot of girls

she is probably a fuckboy lesbian....

by frenchfrenxh December 28, 2016

Chocolate lesbians

An alternative term for ‘chocolate leibniz’

I am so craving some chocolate lesbians

by Chocolesbian April 10, 2023