jizz slap

when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth

trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho

by Puck and Jewfro April 10, 2010

Jizz rage

1. The anger felt when one is unable to jism,
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.

Stacy: Whats up with Kevin he seems in a bad mood
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!

by Justa small trump April 16, 2007

Face Jizz

when your nose cums

every time you sneeze or blow your nose, the face jizz appears

by Dirty Clever Kid December 18, 2009

jizz train

a thin stream of seamen put somewhere on a girl's(most likely a skank's) body by someone she has had a sexual encounter with.

That skank let me leave a jizz train in her hair!

Choo Choo! hey ladies, wanna hop on my jizz train tonight?

by Philip McAvoy May 3, 2008

high jizz

when you ejaculate while high. it feels 100x better than normal.

I smoked last night and jerked off right after, cause i wanted to high jizz.

by asadachi December 15, 2010

Jizz Giant

Someone who ejaculates an inhumane amount of "jizz"

The jizz giant almost drowned me last night.

by JizzGiant101 October 18, 2010

turkey jizz

the thing that is found inside of your thanksgiving turkey that makes lose your appetite

ahhhhhhhh what the hell is that!!!

by clint rue November 25, 2003