Tool Jacker

Can be one who doesnt have sex with any but their self, Or can be used in the same way as the term tool.

"Danny thinks that stupid slut is his girlfriend " yeah she has sex with everone except him, all she does is take is money what a tooljacker" "Ted is 40 and still live at home with is parents he is such a fucking tool jacker"

by Delmas March 10, 2008

Jackie Gleason

Derived from a Family Guy episode. This sexual move involves the female performing oral sex on the male. When the male is about to cum he pulls out of her mouth and releases his load all over the female's face while simultaneously exclaiming "POW! Right in the kisser." This is in reference to a quote by Jackie Gleason in the 'The Honeymooners'

I gave my bitch a Jackie Gleason last night.

"Giving her a Jackie Gleason excites her", says Ron, "Hermione loves it when I yell POW, right in the kisser."
"I wanna do Hermione." grumbles Harry

by J-Snizzle May 23, 2008

dirty jackie

When a guy borrows your tools and scratches his asshole with them before returning them

Hey what's this brown stuff on my wrench? Sonofabitch , you gave me a dirty Jackie!

by Liquid fart January 2, 2018

jacked

Military - To be given a hard time/be yelled at from a superior rank for any deficiencies in your conduct/unifrom/etc.

Man, Private Smith got jacked by Sargeant Jackson today because his kit was out of order.

by ChuckA June 30, 2005

aunt jackie

Aunt jackie iz a dance made by the rapper JASON FOX. hez from harlem. he also made a mix to chicken noodle soup. yu clap yuur handz 2gether an put them over yuur left an right shoulder a lotta timezz. like yur bein cheered bcuzz yuu juss won sumthin. an do summ crazzi shyt wit yur feet to make it look kooler.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHASSGN_Cw4

^ link to the official aunt jackie music video by jason fox.

by *•¤° tØny °¤•* December 15, 2008

straight jacket

A term for gay people to use when they have to hide their homosexuality for some reason.

My mom is coming into town so me and my boyfriend Keith had to put on our straight jackets and pretend we're just roommates.

by JoeO January 2, 2008

Jackie

A gorgeously tan girl with beautiful legs and great stamina, which always lead her to a great time in the bed and on the field.

Jackie's legs looked so nice at track today, but they looked even better bouncing in the bed of her truck!

by WillThomp15 September 18, 2014