ear bitch

A grappler who thinks their ear is exhibiting cauliflower ear but it isn’t. Someone who wears headgear for no reason.

Man you see how little fluid came out of Robby’s ear? The dude is a total ear bitch.

by Heagearsteal April 06, 2021

Sneaker's Ear

When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.

Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."

by C. Applejackson June 26, 2012

ear hymen

when you take out your ear piercing too early and it closes slightly, you much brake your ear hymen again by jamming an earring back into the closed hole.

omg i liek totally broke my ear hymen yesterday. it still hurts.

by lexicadens June 29, 2013

ear elephant

a better way of calling someone irrelevant

similar to coffin skate and a soon

"bro you're so ear elephant, stfu already.."

by alwaysasooninshit August 09, 2018

Ear Abuse

Being shouted out

My lady just gave me an hour of non stop ear abuse ear bashing

by CSI Birmingham October 15, 2015

ear typing

When you're IM'ing a friend, and suddenly they type a load of gibberish, because they received a call, and held their smartphone to their ear, thus typing gibberish (it happened to me today)

Hey, I was chatting to Paul, when he said "xxtrrtr677867^%$Y&1222" afterwards, he told me he has been ear typing (typing with his ear)

by PV Person December 12, 2014

Ears Lowered

Per B-Mo a phrase meaning getting a hair cut

Damn J-Siz did you get your ears lowered, cuz your wig is bussin'

by J Sizdaboss March 04, 2022